this is an app this is stupid
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milksteak☞ Player Information;
Name: Duke
Player Journal: dukevendetta
Age: 24
Contact: PM
Other characters currently played at Ryan's Gulch:
Jim Moriarty & Leonard Shelby. Also just applied for David Wong. I can't be stopped.
☞ Character Information;
Character Name: Charlie Kelly
Canon: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
OU or AU?: OU
Canon point: Post Season 8
Setting: The world we live in. There's nothing special about it.
History: Here
Personality:
There's a term for people like Charlie... 'mentally unstable.' Charlie, in a way, is detached from reality. He has a strange view of the world that would make very little sense to 'normal' society. This is possibly attributed to his upbringing, or the fact that he's been huffing glue since a very young age. His problem-solving skills are sub-par at best, albeit a bit nonsensical. Scheming comes naturally to him, however his schemes are so poorly thought-out and organized they are never convincing and never make it very far.
Charlie is easily manipulated and extremely volatile. Little things upset him, and once he gets set off he tends to go on tangents or have outbursts that strike fear into the hearts of many. There's a crawlspace above the bar that he works at that his friends call "Charlie's bad room" because it's where he goes when he's angry to get drunk and smash things. There are often times where his friends seem more than a little bit confident that being in Charlie's presence when he's in one of his black moods would be dangerous. The fact that Charlie needs to be knocked unconscious in order for him to leave Philadelphia says a lot about him.
He's a bit twitchy and irritable, mostly because he doesn't like being told what to do. He'll still do it, out of feelings of obligation, but he'll likely complain the entire time. "Charlie Work" is a term used to refer to anything gross or laborous that no one feels like doing. There are times he's used different forms of blackmail in order to get out of doing Charlie Work, but has essentially ended up doing it again fairly quickly.
Beyond this, he's at his very core a man-child with very little social skills and absolutely zero healthy habits. He lives in a world of filth, sniffing glue, eating cat food, and chugging beers. Charlie can't read, and isn't capable of much beyond janitorial duties--- which he excels at.
Sometimes, Charlie gets lost in his own fantasies. He'll take on personas of different people, and once, for several days, pretended to be Al Pacino. Whether he uses this as an escape or just a way to pass the time is not known, but Charlie is well-aware that he's weird. He's spoken to therapists about his weirdess but because his basic understanding of things is so limited, couldn't grasp what he was told about making adjustments to his traditions in order to seem more socially acceptable.
He likes to feel in-control of situations, but often lets this get to his head, and he's very bad at learning when to stop or draw the line. He'll constantly push and push, going further and further down the rabbit hole that will inevitably lead to destruction.
THIS PARAGRAPH ADDED BECAUSE VALYA IS STUPID:
In case it wasn't clear how unstable Charlie is before, let's take into account that he is constantly surrounded by cats. This is probably because he consumes copious amounts of catfood and leaves his apartment windows open. They just follow him in. Charlie is a cat expert. He is one with the cat. Sometimes he glues cathair to the back of his neck and pretends he is a cat. He's also the inventor of Kitten Mittons (Mittens for cats to look unbelievably stupid in,) and believes that all calico cats are female (by way of magic.)
Abilities:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I MEAN. Actually that was pretty accurate. Charlie doesn't have any special 'abilities' really. He's a skilled janitor, and he can play some mediocre piano. That's about it. The kind of skills he possesses aren't the kind of skills you should be proud of.
How did your character arrive in Rapture? Teleportation
Why are you choosing to continue your character's development here from another RP? No
Network sample:
[Loud, ear-piercing screams in conjunction with bangs and clanks- the EZ Wave device is being slammed against the wall, it's camera catching only glimpses of the ugly wallpaper and the man currently swinging it. The screams are coming from him.]
I TOLD FRANK I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THE AQUARIUM.
[SLAM.]
I TOLD HIM.
[SLAM.]
NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS IN JERSEY.
[SLAM. Stop. Charlie lowers the device, now sure to have a large dent in it, and collapses against the wall in a tired and pitiful slump.]
Who knocked me out, dude... was it Mac? It's always Mac. I told Mac too. I never wanted to leave Philly again. Nothing good has ever happened when we've left Philly. GOD DAMNIT.
[SLAM. This time into the floor for good measure. Oh there's a light on. Wait what is this thing?]
...
[A W K W A R D S T A R E.]
Hello? Is this supposed to make me be able to communicate with fish or something? [GASP] I CHANGED MY MIND.
[Charlie scrambles to his feet, running to go test out his new toy.]
I CHANGED MY MIND! I CHANGED MY MIND! THE AQUARIUM IS AWESOME.
Log sample: boom
Name: Duke
Player Journal: dukevendetta
Age: 24
Contact: PM
Other characters currently played at Ryan's Gulch:
Jim Moriarty & Leonard Shelby. Also just applied for David Wong. I can't be stopped.
☞ Character Information;
Character Name: Charlie Kelly
Canon: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
OU or AU?: OU
Canon point: Post Season 8
Setting: The world we live in. There's nothing special about it.
History: Here
Personality:
There's a term for people like Charlie... 'mentally unstable.' Charlie, in a way, is detached from reality. He has a strange view of the world that would make very little sense to 'normal' society. This is possibly attributed to his upbringing, or the fact that he's been huffing glue since a very young age. His problem-solving skills are sub-par at best, albeit a bit nonsensical. Scheming comes naturally to him, however his schemes are so poorly thought-out and organized they are never convincing and never make it very far.
Charlie is easily manipulated and extremely volatile. Little things upset him, and once he gets set off he tends to go on tangents or have outbursts that strike fear into the hearts of many. There's a crawlspace above the bar that he works at that his friends call "Charlie's bad room" because it's where he goes when he's angry to get drunk and smash things. There are often times where his friends seem more than a little bit confident that being in Charlie's presence when he's in one of his black moods would be dangerous. The fact that Charlie needs to be knocked unconscious in order for him to leave Philadelphia says a lot about him.
He's a bit twitchy and irritable, mostly because he doesn't like being told what to do. He'll still do it, out of feelings of obligation, but he'll likely complain the entire time. "Charlie Work" is a term used to refer to anything gross or laborous that no one feels like doing. There are times he's used different forms of blackmail in order to get out of doing Charlie Work, but has essentially ended up doing it again fairly quickly.
Beyond this, he's at his very core a man-child with very little social skills and absolutely zero healthy habits. He lives in a world of filth, sniffing glue, eating cat food, and chugging beers. Charlie can't read, and isn't capable of much beyond janitorial duties--- which he excels at.
Sometimes, Charlie gets lost in his own fantasies. He'll take on personas of different people, and once, for several days, pretended to be Al Pacino. Whether he uses this as an escape or just a way to pass the time is not known, but Charlie is well-aware that he's weird. He's spoken to therapists about his weirdess but because his basic understanding of things is so limited, couldn't grasp what he was told about making adjustments to his traditions in order to seem more socially acceptable.
He likes to feel in-control of situations, but often lets this get to his head, and he's very bad at learning when to stop or draw the line. He'll constantly push and push, going further and further down the rabbit hole that will inevitably lead to destruction.
THIS PARAGRAPH ADDED BECAUSE VALYA IS STUPID:
In case it wasn't clear how unstable Charlie is before, let's take into account that he is constantly surrounded by cats. This is probably because he consumes copious amounts of catfood and leaves his apartment windows open. They just follow him in. Charlie is a cat expert. He is one with the cat. Sometimes he glues cathair to the back of his neck and pretends he is a cat. He's also the inventor of Kitten Mittons (Mittens for cats to look unbelievably stupid in,) and believes that all calico cats are female (by way of magic.)
Abilities:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I MEAN. Actually that was pretty accurate. Charlie doesn't have any special 'abilities' really. He's a skilled janitor, and he can play some mediocre piano. That's about it. The kind of skills he possesses aren't the kind of skills you should be proud of.
How did your character arrive in Rapture? Teleportation
Why are you choosing to continue your character's development here from another RP? No
Network sample:
[Loud, ear-piercing screams in conjunction with bangs and clanks- the EZ Wave device is being slammed against the wall, it's camera catching only glimpses of the ugly wallpaper and the man currently swinging it. The screams are coming from him.]
I TOLD FRANK I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THE AQUARIUM.
[SLAM.]
I TOLD HIM.
[SLAM.]
NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS IN JERSEY.
[SLAM. Stop. Charlie lowers the device, now sure to have a large dent in it, and collapses against the wall in a tired and pitiful slump.]
Who knocked me out, dude... was it Mac? It's always Mac. I told Mac too. I never wanted to leave Philly again. Nothing good has ever happened when we've left Philly. GOD DAMNIT.
[SLAM. This time into the floor for good measure. Oh there's a light on. Wait what is this thing?]
...
[A W K W A R D S T A R E.]
Hello? Is this supposed to make me be able to communicate with fish or something? [GASP] I CHANGED MY MIND.
[Charlie scrambles to his feet, running to go test out his new toy.]
I CHANGED MY MIND! I CHANGED MY MIND! THE AQUARIUM IS AWESOME.
Log sample: boom
